Driving with Daughter

Driving with Daughter

歌手:Mark Simmons

所属专辑:Laff House Live Comedy Album

发行时间:2023-09-03

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  • this came from dinner. Now y 'all too look like y 'all like to eat, y 'all. Just cook whatever in there, baby. Shit, fuck that. Got some more. Let me give a round of applause to all the parents in the house.

  • Everybody with kids. All right, I love y 'all, man. If you got kids, raise your kids right, man. Bring them up with some discipline. A lot of people say kids, it's the day of bad, I don't think so.

  • I think a lot of parents aren't taking their time out to bring their kids up right these days. That's the problem, you know? Cause in my house, we had discipline. If I was talking to somebody older than me, I dressed him as Mr.

  • and Mrs. Sir or Ma 'am. Kids that they don't know shit about that. I had a 10 year old nephew, one of his friends came over the house the other day, rang the doorbell, I answered the door, he like, what's happening to playboy?

  • Dominic in the house? I'm like, playboy? Like, little man, you know me? Can't say sir or missy, but like. Man, Mark quit bullshitting to go get Dominic. You know he a comedian, man. He about weed from my brother and everything.

  • Like you better quit telling my business. My father don't know I smoke. Now he know who's stealing his weed, thanks. Like I'm the only one stole weed from their parents. I know you did, you look like you been stolen a lot more.

  • Dad, what is quailude? And if you got kids, watch your language around your kids. Don't curse around them. So if they hear you cursing, they think it's okay for them to do it. I learned that the hard way.

  • Cause I got three little girls. My little mom was an eight, seven and three. And my three little babies, they go everywhere with me, man, but I'm one of those people. I'm serious about driving. So if I'm in on the expressway, in the left lane, which is the fast lane, and you driving in front of me bullshitting, since the horn on my cheap ass car don't work, I'm cussing your ass out.

  • You looking your rear view mirror, this all you gonna see. How the fuck you gonna stop in the middle of that damn little expressway? And I don't realize my daughters is hearing all this, man. We riding, people messing around in traffic.

  • My seven year old daughter's safe in the back seat. Daddy, you see his dumb ass damn knit cut us off. What the fuck is his problem, daddy? Need to pull his mother. I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, you're damn right, baby. Give his ass to finger when I pass him.

  • Gonna stop us from getting the Chuck E. Cheese. I look back there, her little ass is like this. Like, wrong finger, you're just like your mama's dumb ass. That's why she don't never come. I don't even think you're all my kids cause I'm not that dumb.

  • We gonna go on more impoverished. We gonna get a DNA test about this shit. Fuck that.
  • this came from dinner. Now y 'all too look like y 'all like to eat, y 'all. Just cook whatever in there, baby. Shit, fuck that. Got some more. Let me give a round of applause to all the parents in the house.
  • Everybody with kids. All right, I love y 'all, man. If you got kids, raise your kids right, man. Bring them up with some discipline. A lot of people say kids, it's the day of bad, I don't think so.
  • I think a lot of parents aren't taking their time out to bring their kids up right these days. That's the problem, you know? Cause in my house, we had discipline. If I was talking to somebody older than me, I dressed him as Mr.
  • and Mrs. Sir or Ma 'am. Kids that they don't know shit about that. I had a 10 year old nephew, one of his friends came over the house the other day, rang the doorbell, I answered the door, he like, what's happening to playboy?
  • Dominic in the house? I'm like, playboy? Like, little man, you know me? Can't say sir or missy, but like. Man, Mark quit bullshitting to go get Dominic. You know he a comedian, man. He about weed from my brother and everything.
  • Like you better quit telling my business. My father don't know I smoke. Now he know who's stealing his weed, thanks. Like I'm the only one stole weed from their parents. I know you did, you look like you been stolen a lot more.
  • Dad, what is quailude? And if you got kids, watch your language around your kids. Don't curse around them. So if they hear you cursing, they think it's okay for them to do it. I learned that the hard way.
  • Cause I got three little girls. My little mom was an eight, seven and three. And my three little babies, they go everywhere with me, man, but I'm one of those people. I'm serious about driving. So if I'm in on the expressway, in the left lane, which is the fast lane, and you driving in front of me bullshitting, since the horn on my cheap ass car don't work, I'm cussing your ass out.
  • You looking your rear view mirror, this all you gonna see. How the fuck you gonna stop in the middle of that damn little expressway? And I don't realize my daughters is hearing all this, man. We riding, people messing around in traffic.
  • My seven year old daughter's safe in the back seat. Daddy, you see his dumb ass damn knit cut us off. What the fuck is his problem, daddy? Need to pull his mother. I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, you're damn right, baby. Give his ass to finger when I pass him.
  • Gonna stop us from getting the Chuck E. Cheese. I look back there, her little ass is like this. Like, wrong finger, you're just like your mama's dumb ass. That's why she don't never come. I don't even think you're all my kids cause I'm not that dumb.
  • We gonna go on more impoverished. We gonna get a DNA test about this shit. Fuck that.