good being here man because I need the money. I do. No, I really need the money. But I want to get a new car, man. I do. My car ain't shit. I done been in movies and on TV but my car ain't shit. You ever had a car so raggedy you come out the house and decide to stay like fuck this I ain't driving this boy shit.
I was doing better sitting on this couch. This couch runs a lot better than that car. Dude my car ain't shit. I got an 89 Volkswagen Fox. Hey quit laughing my shit is paid for. You know, laugh if you like. But my car ain't shit.
My car is so raggedy they told my car to the pound and told it back to them about my car was making the pound look bad. Like my shit is paid for. Oh thank you. Y 'all give her a round of applause for bringing me some tap water right now. I know how to water is it.
Uh huh. Oh okay. You pour it in a cup. I took it all the way out the bottom to pour it in a cup. Okay she gonna show me the empty bottle. You could have grabbed that out the garbage can. Alright but I believe you I'm a dumbass like that. I don't know Sherry.
Didn't I tell her this wasn't Ricky Lake motherfucker? She was just right here. You should have ordered that Long Island then dumbass. He gonna wait till she leave. Damn I was thirsty. What was I talking about? Oh yeah my cheap ass car. I told y 'all smoke weed sometimes.
Hold on we gotta wait on dumbass to order his Long Island right up front. You know. He don't need no more Sherry. No but my shit is raggedy. Well people don't ask the bar on my car. That's a good thing. Because if you ask the bar on my car I gotta explain a lot of stuff to you.
No get in the back doors. The front doors don't even open. No you can roll the window down. You started up put it in neutral hit the gas three times real hard then try and crank it. Hold on don't cut on the radio till we get over 45 miles power all this shit are cut off.
Do it look like I got triple A shut your ass up and hold the door. My car ain't shit. My car rides on four donuts. You know that little tie you put on when you got a flat tie I got four of them on my car.
But fuck that the rims look good than a motherfucker. Oh I spray paint them and threw glitter on them when the sun shined my rims are like ching ching ching. You know most of the rappers they got those big 20 inch dubs I got five inch nicks on my shit.
But even if you have a cheap car people will break in your car and steal stuff. Ain't that the bullshit? Somebody broke my window and took the radio. The window cost more than the radio. I would have gave them that shit. But how many people in here ever drove your car with no radio?
That's the worst shit in the world. Ain't a big dog. Because every noise you hear in that car you think your car is about to fall apart. I'm driving down the street like what the fuck is ticking? Oh I left a turn signal on thank god. Got a dime to put in this cheap ass car shit.
But fellas get at least one cheap car. Get you at least one because it comes in handy when it comes to dealing with women. It does. When you first meet women and when you break up with women a raggedy car comes in handy. Because when you first meet a woman if a woman rides in my cheap car comfortable I know she likes me for me.
Ain't none of that materialistic stuff. Then if you break up with some of these crazy ass women have a 2003 sitting in front of your house. Honey, our friend is about to tear your car off. They gon' bust your window slash your tired right bitch ass faggot on the side with a key.
good being here man because I need the money. I do. No, I really need the money. But I want to get a new car, man. I do. My car ain't shit. I done been in movies and on TV but my car ain't shit. You ever had a car so raggedy you come out the house and decide to stay like fuck this I ain't driving this boy shit.
I was doing better sitting on this couch. This couch runs a lot better than that car. Dude my car ain't shit. I got an 89 Volkswagen Fox. Hey quit laughing my shit is paid for. You know, laugh if you like. But my car ain't shit.
My car is so raggedy they told my car to the pound and told it back to them about my car was making the pound look bad. Like my shit is paid for. Oh thank you. Y 'all give her a round of applause for bringing me some tap water right now. I know how to water is it.
Uh huh. Oh okay. You pour it in a cup. I took it all the way out the bottom to pour it in a cup. Okay she gonna show me the empty bottle. You could have grabbed that out the garbage can. Alright but I believe you I'm a dumbass like that. I don't know Sherry.
Didn't I tell her this wasn't Ricky Lake motherfucker? She was just right here. You should have ordered that Long Island then dumbass. He gonna wait till she leave. Damn I was thirsty. What was I talking about? Oh yeah my cheap ass car. I told y 'all smoke weed sometimes.
Hold on we gotta wait on dumbass to order his Long Island right up front. You know. He don't need no more Sherry. No but my shit is raggedy. Well people don't ask the bar on my car. That's a good thing. Because if you ask the bar on my car I gotta explain a lot of stuff to you.
No get in the back doors. The front doors don't even open. No you can roll the window down. You started up put it in neutral hit the gas three times real hard then try and crank it. Hold on don't cut on the radio till we get over 45 miles power all this shit are cut off.
Do it look like I got triple A shut your ass up and hold the door. My car ain't shit. My car rides on four donuts. You know that little tie you put on when you got a flat tie I got four of them on my car.
But fuck that the rims look good than a motherfucker. Oh I spray paint them and threw glitter on them when the sun shined my rims are like ching ching ching. You know most of the rappers they got those big 20 inch dubs I got five inch nicks on my shit.
But even if you have a cheap car people will break in your car and steal stuff. Ain't that the bullshit? Somebody broke my window and took the radio. The window cost more than the radio. I would have gave them that shit. But how many people in here ever drove your car with no radio?
That's the worst shit in the world. Ain't a big dog. Because every noise you hear in that car you think your car is about to fall apart. I'm driving down the street like what the fuck is ticking? Oh I left a turn signal on thank god. Got a dime to put in this cheap ass car shit.
But fellas get at least one cheap car. Get you at least one because it comes in handy when it comes to dealing with women. It does. When you first meet women and when you break up with women a raggedy car comes in handy. Because when you first meet a woman if a woman rides in my cheap car comfortable I know she likes me for me.
Ain't none of that materialistic stuff. Then if you break up with some of these crazy ass women have a 2003 sitting in front of your house. Honey, our friend is about to tear your car off. They gon' bust your window slash your tired right bitch ass faggot on the side with a key.
