- 作曲 : Ugly Duckling
- 作词 : COOPER ANDREW R
- What's the place where you see more girls
- that you'd like to pick up, than any other place?
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- Can I buy you a drink? Your glass is empty
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Anyway, you come here often? Is this seat taken miss?
- America? No? Well you should be a model I'm
- New in town so could you show me around?
- Can I call you sometime?
- I'd like to get to knowin
- Your place or mine? I love your eyes, hey where you goin?
- Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does
- She stood out without making a scene because she was
- The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt
- And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie & Bert
- Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts
- An academic epidemic during book reports
- The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay
- So all the school mad that she wouldn't give it away
- See,
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- When Joe the superhoe said, "Baby what's your sign?"
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo
- Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into
- Of you master and capture the flag
- In a '65 rag with brand new tags
- She's for real, I feel *chills, they're multiplyin*
- *it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin*
- No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her
- With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it
- She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics
- So other girls would say, "She must be gay"
- And call her a Lenny Dykstra
- But soo what? They really wanted to just like her
- Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender
- Defend her and send her letters and such
- But there's no rush and there's no
- Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
- 'cause honey simply ignored the pick-up line
- (CHORUS 1)
- (CHORUS 2)
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- There's no "Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine"
- 'cause Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Well excuse me (x4)
- Y'all step up to this
- Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move
- On her, so we all watched to see what she would do
- He moved in: "Hey baby doll.. what's up with us?"
- And honey was like, "Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus"
- So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about
- Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't
- Play games or try to take the truth and bend it
- I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended
- (CHORUS 1)
- (CHORUS 2)
- The pickup line, the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- When the R&B singer said let's bump n grind
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- 作曲 : Ugly Duckling
- 作词 : COOPER ANDREW R
- What's the place where you see more girls
- that you'd like to pick up, than any other place?
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- Can I buy you a drink? Your glass is empty
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Anyway, you come here often? Is this seat taken miss?
- America? No? Well you should be a model I'm
- New in town so could you show me around?
- Can I call you sometime?
- I'd like to get to knowin
- Your place or mine? I love your eyes, hey where you goin?
- Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does
- She stood out without making a scene because she was
- The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt
- And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie & Bert
- Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts
- An academic epidemic during book reports
- The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay
- So all the school mad that she wouldn't give it away
- See,
-
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- When Joe the superhoe said, "Baby what's your sign?"
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo
- Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into
- Of you master and capture the flag
- In a '65 rag with brand new tags
- She's for real, I feel *chills, they're multiplyin*
- *it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin*
- No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her
- With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it
- She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics
- So other girls would say, "She must be gay"
- And call her a Lenny Dykstra
- But soo what? They really wanted to just like her
- Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender
- Defend her and send her letters and such
- But there's no rush and there's no
- Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
- 'cause honey simply ignored the pick-up line
- (CHORUS 1)
- (CHORUS 2)
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- There's no "Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine"
- 'cause Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Well excuse me (x4)
- Y'all step up to this
- Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move
- On her, so we all watched to see what she would do
- He moved in: "Hey baby doll.. what's up with us?"
- And honey was like, "Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus"
- So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about
- Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't
- Play games or try to take the truth and bend it
- I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended
- (CHORUS 1)
- (CHORUS 2)
- The pickup line, the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- Honey was offended by the pick up line
- When the R&B singer said let's bump n grind
- Honey was offended by the pick up line