- Well I saw you on the CNN News
- I guess you got the teleprompter blues
- It must make it pretty hard on you
- When the only letters there are LGBTQ
- Joe if you're so hot for turning gay
- You can do it buddy that's ok
- Just don't push it on the USA and we'll stop pushing
- Being straight and moral on you
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
- Need a present for the enemy
- It don't gotta be an embassy
- I'm sure ol' Vladmir would be OK with a fresh bouquet
- And a bottle of something white
- Joe I think you're really slipping away
- My granddaddy acts the same damned way
- But they tell me that he'll be OK
- Plus he even gets to have applesauce on Friday nights
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
- Now stay away from my kid Hoss
- That's a line you don't get to cross
- And you can take your transgender laws
- And you can shove 'em somewhere discreet
- What the hell were you thinkin' there
- You been wearing Jill's underwear?
- And if I caught you sniffin' my kid's hair
- You might just be getting your ass whipped in the street
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
- Well I saw you on the CNN News
- I guess you got the teleprompter blues
- It must make it pretty hard on you
- When the only letters there are LGBTQ
- Joe if you're so hot for turning gay
- You can do it buddy that's ok
- Just don't push it on the USA and we'll stop pushing
- Being straight and moral on you
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
- Need a present for the enemy
- It don't gotta be an embassy
- I'm sure ol' Vladmir would be OK with a fresh bouquet
- And a bottle of something white
- Joe I think you're really slipping away
- My granddaddy acts the same damned way
- But they tell me that he'll be OK
- Plus he even gets to have applesauce on Friday nights
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
- Now stay away from my kid Hoss
- That's a line you don't get to cross
- And you can take your transgender laws
- And you can shove 'em somewhere discreet
- What the hell were you thinkin' there
- You been wearing Jill's underwear?
- And if I caught you sniffin' my kid's hair
- You might just be getting your ass whipped in the street
- Yeah, it's really pretty sad Joe
- You're looking pretty bad Joe
- Don't go away mad Joe
- Just go the hell away
