Holiday Sales

Holiday Sales

歌手:Tu Rae Gordon

所属专辑:Laff House Live Comedy Album

发行时间:2023-09-03

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  • even getting a Christmas. That's just a fucked up holiday to begin with. I think what fucks me up is the sales. I'll never get a chance to take advantage of. Like that Black Friday, I am broke. Every Black Friday. I'm tired of Black Friday coming. It's like as soon as the shit come, I'm broke.

  • I don't have no money for nothing. Sales be ridiculous on Black Friday. They be having shit like, as long as you can carry it to the car, you can have it. And I'll be fucked up like I can't even carry that shit. That's how I'm broke I'll be.

  • I'll be weak from being broke. And then here we go with the new year. All those motherfuckers go out in Times Square. I just, I'm never, I'm not for the group thing no more. And I think most Black people are like that. We just not really group oriented. Like you know, all group of people.

  • We never enjoy ourselves at concerts really. We go, but we miss half the concerts. We don't enjoy it, you know. I don't know, cause it's the terrorist shit and I understand. It's real, real crazy out here right now. You know, you see it in the airports.

  • Like when the terrorist shit first jumped off, I don't know if any of you travel, but I travel a lot. The airports was crazy. I'm, I've been in the hood. I'm, you know, I know thug, I know niggas that kill people and just keep it moving. There's something very scary about an armed forces person with an M16 and it don't seem to be no crime around at the time.

  • That's just scared the shit out of me. I, I dumped all my weed that day. I didn't get it because some airports take that shit too far and I understand you doing it for our rights to protect us. So I don't have a problem with it. I will tell you, just have a problem with the shit.

  • White people, not to pull y 'all out like that. I love y 'all, but y 'all be having problems with motherfucking switched the rules and y 'all didn't get the memo. Y 'all be mad as shit. Like it's always white people that cause a problem. Like at the airport, don't get me wrong.

  • Some airports take it too far. Like I was at Hartfield International in Atlanta, which was one of the most secure airports on the fucking planet and I could swear in the next line, I heard a man yell out, I don't see you looking up his ass.

  • I just got out of line like fuck it. I'm gonna take the train home on this one because I don't even had a right underwear on for this flight. Ain't nobody looking up my ass.
  • even getting a Christmas. That's just a fucked up holiday to begin with. I think what fucks me up is the sales. I'll never get a chance to take advantage of. Like that Black Friday, I am broke. Every Black Friday. I'm tired of Black Friday coming. It's like as soon as the shit come, I'm broke.
  • I don't have no money for nothing. Sales be ridiculous on Black Friday. They be having shit like, as long as you can carry it to the car, you can have it. And I'll be fucked up like I can't even carry that shit. That's how I'm broke I'll be.
  • I'll be weak from being broke. And then here we go with the new year. All those motherfuckers go out in Times Square. I just, I'm never, I'm not for the group thing no more. And I think most Black people are like that. We just not really group oriented. Like you know, all group of people.
  • We never enjoy ourselves at concerts really. We go, but we miss half the concerts. We don't enjoy it, you know. I don't know, cause it's the terrorist shit and I understand. It's real, real crazy out here right now. You know, you see it in the airports.
  • Like when the terrorist shit first jumped off, I don't know if any of you travel, but I travel a lot. The airports was crazy. I'm, I've been in the hood. I'm, you know, I know thug, I know niggas that kill people and just keep it moving. There's something very scary about an armed forces person with an M16 and it don't seem to be no crime around at the time.
  • That's just scared the shit out of me. I, I dumped all my weed that day. I didn't get it because some airports take that shit too far and I understand you doing it for our rights to protect us. So I don't have a problem with it. I will tell you, just have a problem with the shit.
  • White people, not to pull y 'all out like that. I love y 'all, but y 'all be having problems with motherfucking switched the rules and y 'all didn't get the memo. Y 'all be mad as shit. Like it's always white people that cause a problem. Like at the airport, don't get me wrong.
  • Some airports take it too far. Like I was at Hartfield International in Atlanta, which was one of the most secure airports on the fucking planet and I could swear in the next line, I heard a man yell out, I don't see you looking up his ass.
  • I just got out of line like fuck it. I'm gonna take the train home on this one because I don't even had a right underwear on for this flight. Ain't nobody looking up my ass.