Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat

歌手:Tu Rae Gordon

所属专辑:Laff House Live Comedy Album

发行时间:2023-09-03

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  • Yeah man, but it's good to be here. I'm happy to be, you know, celebrating new years and all that. Yeah, kinda stunk though, man. It's just, I don't know, man. I don't know, maybe it's just, once you get past certain age, I'm at that age where I realize the holidays don't really mean shit unless you can give.

  • Like you get out of holidays from giving at a certain age. When you young, you want all your shit. You want everything. When you get to a certain age, it's like, I'm just here cause you know, bills is due. Yeah, cause it start going downhill.

  • If you look at the holidays, they start going downhill with Halloween. Cause that's the first holiday. After that, they all roll into place. But Halloween has gone downhill steadily for like 20 years.

  • I've noticed this. A lot of y 'all motherfuckers on this political correctness shit. You don't celebrate Halloween no more. It's the devil's holiday. A lot of y 'all stupid people believe that dumb shit.

  • I'ma show you how real this is. Listen, by Ronald Plaw's, how many people in here as children yourselves went trick or treating? How many of you same people who have children took your children to trick or treating this year?

  • See, y 'all in that dumb shit. It's a candy run, all right? Get over it. It's a chance for your kids to get some free candy. That's it. It's bad enough that once you let your parents go through the candy, you ain't got shit left.

  • You know how your parents check it out for safety? Every year, all the Snickers was bad. At a point, I cut on like, yo, my all the Snickers ain't got razors at them. You like Snickers, just admit that shit. If I'm taking this shit out my bag, I can get you some Snickers.

  • Halloween used to be an official holiday. You had it planned out as a child. You knew what you was gonna be from year to year. I'ma be Batman this year. I might do a little Superman mummy thing next year. I don't know.
  • Yeah man, but it's good to be here. I'm happy to be, you know, celebrating new years and all that. Yeah, kinda stunk though, man. It's just, I don't know, man. I don't know, maybe it's just, once you get past certain age, I'm at that age where I realize the holidays don't really mean shit unless you can give.
  • Like you get out of holidays from giving at a certain age. When you young, you want all your shit. You want everything. When you get to a certain age, it's like, I'm just here cause you know, bills is due. Yeah, cause it start going downhill.
  • If you look at the holidays, they start going downhill with Halloween. Cause that's the first holiday. After that, they all roll into place. But Halloween has gone downhill steadily for like 20 years.
  • I've noticed this. A lot of y 'all motherfuckers on this political correctness shit. You don't celebrate Halloween no more. It's the devil's holiday. A lot of y 'all stupid people believe that dumb shit.
  • I'ma show you how real this is. Listen, by Ronald Plaw's, how many people in here as children yourselves went trick or treating? How many of you same people who have children took your children to trick or treating this year?
  • See, y 'all in that dumb shit. It's a candy run, all right? Get over it. It's a chance for your kids to get some free candy. That's it. It's bad enough that once you let your parents go through the candy, you ain't got shit left.
  • You know how your parents check it out for safety? Every year, all the Snickers was bad. At a point, I cut on like, yo, my all the Snickers ain't got razors at them. You like Snickers, just admit that shit. If I'm taking this shit out my bag, I can get you some Snickers.
  • Halloween used to be an official holiday. You had it planned out as a child. You knew what you was gonna be from year to year. I'ma be Batman this year. I might do a little Superman mummy thing next year. I don't know.