Duku Man Skit

Duku Man Skit

歌手:N-Dubz

所属专辑:Against All Odds

发行时间:0002-11-30

发行公司:disanfang

  • 文本歌词
  • LRC歌词
  • Duku Man (Skit)
  • N-Dubz
  • Against All Odds




  • Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,
  • Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
  • When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
  • And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
  • But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
  • I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
  • See me I'm on a stancin' ting,
  • Forever more I shall be the spankin' king

  • So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
  • Only get one chance, don't get nine,
  • bump 'n' grind
  • I'm a man, you're a female,
  • And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
  • But they can't back their roads in up in detail,
  • Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails

  • Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
  • So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
  • And my friends reminiscing about the days,
  • When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
  • Shank them then leave their best friend,
  • You're the shit to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor

  • Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
  • No fools round here, no lulus man,
  • You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

  • What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
  • I don't wanna put a thing in VD's hands,
  • 'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku
  • We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
  • Never have I seen a man run that fast,
  • I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
  • I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
  • more than a dozen
  • I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
  • ("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
  • Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
  • How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
  • Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
  • You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit behind my back,
  • When you see me start runnin',
  • You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
  • You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
  • You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks

  • If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
  • No fools round here, no lulus man,
  • You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)

  • What would you if you're in a club dancin',
  • A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a satin,
  • And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
  • I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
  • I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
  • Give her willy, till the ... wink
  • Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
  • And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think

  • When I die, don't bury me, burn me,
  • By the way things are goin', I might die early,
  • I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
  • I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
  • Yo
  • When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
  • By the way things are goin' I might die easy,
  • I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
  • I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
  • You ask if you think that I'm living in a dreamland,
  • You thinkin' that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
  • And come up with a song like ours,
  • Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
  • My album's a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
  • So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
  • Doin' them in an hour, we go cobunion,
  • I clunked you with a shank then done them,
  • My grandma good pays North West London,
  • I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!

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  • [00:00.00]
  • [00:02.38]Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,
  • [00:04.04]Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
  • [00:06.04]When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
  • [00:08.49]And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
  • [00:10.02]But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
  • [00:11.27]I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
  • [00:13.30]See me I'm on a stancin' ting,
  • [00:14.90]Forever more I shall be the spankin' king
  • [00:16.12]
  • [00:16.62]So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
  • [00:18.24]Only get one chance, don't get nine,
  • [00:22.07]bump 'n' grind
  • [00:23.61]I'm a man, you're a female,
  • [00:24.62]And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
  • [00:27.10]But they can't back their roads in up in detail,
  • [00:28.74]Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails
  • [00:30.04]
  • [00:30.54]Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
  • [00:32.33]So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
  • [00:34.98]And my friends reminiscing about the days,
  • [00:36.49]When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
  • [00:39.44]Shank them then leave their best friend,
  • [00:40.92]You're the shit to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor
  • [00:43.18]
  • [00:43.68]Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
  • [00:46.89]No fools round here, no lulus man,
  • [00:48.64]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
  • [00:51.01]
  • [00:51.51]What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
  • [00:53.03]I don't wanna put a thing in VD's hands,
  • [00:54.77]'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku
  • [00:56.52]We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
  • [00:58.26]Never have I seen a man run that fast,
  • [00:59.65]I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
  • [01:01.73]I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
  • [01:03.13]more than a dozen
  • [01:04.90]I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
  • [01:06.84]("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
  • [01:08.54]Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
  • [01:09.98]How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
  • [01:13.48]Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
  • [01:15.43]You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit behind my back,
  • [01:17.22]When you see me start runnin',
  • [01:18.82]You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
  • [01:21.61]You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
  • [01:23.85]You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks
  • [01:25.16]
  • [01:25.66]If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
  • [01:28.05]No fools round here, no lulus man,
  • [01:29.86]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)
  • [01:32.07]
  • [01:32.57]What would you if you're in a club dancin',
  • [01:34.05]A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a satin,
  • [01:35.91]And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
  • [01:37.48]I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
  • [01:38.97]I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
  • [01:40.85]Give her willy, till the ... wink
  • [01:42.56]Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
  • [01:44.76]And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think
  • [01:45.70]
  • [01:46.20]When I die, don't bury me, burn me,
  • [01:47.60]By the way things are goin', I might die early,
  • [01:49.36]I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
  • [01:51.21]I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
  • [01:52.79]Yo
  • [01:53.11]When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
  • [01:54.58]By the way things are goin' I might die easy,
  • [01:56.12]I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
  • [01:58.02]I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
  • [01:59.80]You ask if you think that I'm living in a dreamland,
  • [02:01.86]You thinkin' that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
  • [02:03.70]And come up with a song like ours,
  • [02:04.81]Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
  • [02:06.42]My album's a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
  • [02:09.87]So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
  • [02:13.27]Doin' them in an hour, we go cobunion,
  • [02:15.31]I clunked you with a shank then done them,
  • [02:17.22]My grandma good pays North West London,
  • [02:18.94]I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!
  • [02:20.94]
  • [02:23.94]Maximal r - The Freshest & Hottest R/ Hip-Hop Music!
  • [02:24.94]