- Duku Man (Skit)
- N-Dubz
- Against All Odds
- Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,
- Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
- When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
- And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
- But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
- I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
- See me I'm on a stancin' ting,
- Forever more I shall be the spankin' king
- So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
- Only get one chance, don't get nine,
- bump 'n' grind
- I'm a man, you're a female,
- And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
- But they can't back their roads in up in detail,
- Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails
- Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
- So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
- And my friends reminiscing about the days,
- When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
- Shank them then leave their best friend,
- You're the shit to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor
- Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
- No fools round here, no lulus man,
- You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
- What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
- I don't wanna put a thing in VD's hands,
- 'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku
- We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
- Never have I seen a man run that fast,
- I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
- I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
- more than a dozen
- I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
- ("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
- Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
- How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
- Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
- You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit behind my back,
- When you see me start runnin',
- You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
- You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
- You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks
- If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
- No fools round here, no lulus man,
- You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)
- What would you if you're in a club dancin',
- A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a satin,
- And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
- I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
- I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
- Give her willy, till the ... wink
- Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
- And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think
- When I die, don't bury me, burn me,
- By the way things are goin', I might die early,
- I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
- I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
- Yo
- When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
- By the way things are goin' I might die easy,
- I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
- I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
- You ask if you think that I'm living in a dreamland,
- You thinkin' that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
- And come up with a song like ours,
- Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
- My album's a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
- So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
- Doin' them in an hour, we go cobunion,
- I clunked you with a shank then done them,
- My grandma good pays North West London,
- I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!
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- [00:02.38]Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,
- [00:04.04]Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
- [00:06.04]When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
- [00:08.49]And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
- [00:10.02]But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
- [00:11.27]I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
- [00:13.30]See me I'm on a stancin' ting,
- [00:14.90]Forever more I shall be the spankin' king
- [00:16.12]
- [00:16.62]So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
- [00:18.24]Only get one chance, don't get nine,
- [00:22.07]bump 'n' grind
- [00:23.61]I'm a man, you're a female,
- [00:24.62]And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
- [00:27.10]But they can't back their roads in up in detail,
- [00:28.74]Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails
- [00:30.04]
- [00:30.54]Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
- [00:32.33]So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
- [00:34.98]And my friends reminiscing about the days,
- [00:36.49]When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
- [00:39.44]Shank them then leave their best friend,
- [00:40.92]You're the shit to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor
- [00:43.18]
- [00:43.68]Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
- [00:46.89]No fools round here, no lulus man,
- [00:48.64]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
- [00:51.01]
- [00:51.51]What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
- [00:53.03]I don't wanna put a thing in VD's hands,
- [00:54.77]'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku
- [00:56.52]We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
- [00:58.26]Never have I seen a man run that fast,
- [00:59.65]I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
- [01:01.73]I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
- [01:03.13]more than a dozen
- [01:04.90]I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
- [01:06.84]("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
- [01:08.54]Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
- [01:09.98]How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
- [01:13.48]Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
- [01:15.43]You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit behind my back,
- [01:17.22]When you see me start runnin',
- [01:18.82]You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
- [01:21.61]You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
- [01:23.85]You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks
- [01:25.16]
- [01:25.66]If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
- [01:28.05]No fools round here, no lulus man,
- [01:29.86]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)
- [01:32.07]
- [01:32.57]What would you if you're in a club dancin',
- [01:34.05]A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a satin,
- [01:35.91]And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
- [01:37.48]I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
- [01:38.97]I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
- [01:40.85]Give her willy, till the ... wink
- [01:42.56]Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
- [01:44.76]And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think
- [01:45.70]
- [01:46.20]When I die, don't bury me, burn me,
- [01:47.60]By the way things are goin', I might die early,
- [01:49.36]I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
- [01:51.21]I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
- [01:52.79]Yo
- [01:53.11]When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
- [01:54.58]By the way things are goin' I might die easy,
- [01:56.12]I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
- [01:58.02]I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
- [01:59.80]You ask if you think that I'm living in a dreamland,
- [02:01.86]You thinkin' that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
- [02:03.70]And come up with a song like ours,
- [02:04.81]Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
- [02:06.42]My album's a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
- [02:09.87]So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
- [02:13.27]Doin' them in an hour, we go cobunion,
- [02:15.31]I clunked you with a shank then done them,
- [02:17.22]My grandma good pays North West London,
- [02:18.94]I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!
- [02:20.94]
- [02:23.94]Maximal r - The Freshest & Hottest R/ Hip-Hop Music!
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