- Hello Johnson your mother once gave me a lift back from school
- - That's no reason to get so excited
- I'd been playing football with the youngsters, Johnson says don't dramatise
- - And you can't even spell salacious
- In a caravette with such a pretty widow, but wheels aren't there to be looked at.
- - And it's cheap to say that she's delicious
- When she's someone's daughter
- Horse chimes so stupid and so mean
- On the offensive all wolf whistle and jeans
- Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
- All straw and piss they never kiss but tell
- Horse chimes - Coarse times are here
- And don't I know it, and I'm ashamed
- And you won't say it, that we're to blame
- And I must change
- There is a saying tailormade for her she is the apple of your eye
- - Lord don't smother her in soapy feelings
- You buy a pedestal only to rest it in a wheelchair
- - Beauty can't be beauty 'till it's dying
- And I think I'll die unless I kiss you, please don't murder me
- - Hark I hear the ghost of feeling leaving
- - And you know what pushed her
- Horse chimes so stupid and so mean
- On the offensive all wolf whistle and jeans
- Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
- All straw and piss they never kiss but tell
- Horse chimes - Coarse times are here
- And don't I know it, and I'm ashamed
- And you won't say it, that we're to blame
- And I must change
- Hello Johnson your mother once gave me a lift back from school
- - That's no reason to get so excited
- I'd been playing football with the youngsters, Johnson says don't dramatise
- - And you can't even spell salacious
- In a caravette with such a pretty widow, but wheels aren't there to be looked at.
- - And it's cheap to say that she's delicious
- When she's someone's daughter
- Horse chimes so stupid and so mean
- On the offensive all wolf whistle and jeans
- Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
- All straw and piss they never kiss but tell
- Horse chimes - Coarse times are here
- And don't I know it, and I'm ashamed
- And you won't say it, that we're to blame
- And I must change
- There is a saying tailormade for her she is the apple of your eye
- - Lord don't smother her in soapy feelings
- You buy a pedestal only to rest it in a wheelchair
- - Beauty can't be beauty 'till it's dying
- And I think I'll die unless I kiss you, please don't murder me
- - Hark I hear the ghost of feeling leaving
- - And you know what pushed her
- Horse chimes so stupid and so mean
- On the offensive all wolf whistle and jeans
- Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
- All straw and piss they never kiss but tell
- Horse chimes - Coarse times are here
- And don't I know it, and I'm ashamed
- And you won't say it, that we're to blame
- And I must change
