I was mentioning I live in South Philly in a row home and my neighbor Frank and I we took the fence down between the two yards So if we have a party we could all use the whole yard and vice versa Now I have a pit bull and his daughter has a little bunny merited she keeps No, no, no, let me tell you, where am I?
They keep it in a cage because my wife and his wife have that cinder block garden bullshit like they live in fucking Georgia It's South Philly, it's concrete and asphalt So now before they put the bunny in the yard They keep the bunny in a cage so we don't eat the plants the bunny will fuck the plants up my dog never bothers So now before I let my dog go in the yard.
I'm conscientious cause he's really vicious I always make sure that the bunny isn't in the cage because I'll shake the shit out of that cage and kill the bunny anyway Last Sunday I take a look out of the yard no bunny in the cage so I know the bunny's in the house I let my dog out.
I'm not five minutes getting a cup of coffee Here comes my dog with this dead muddy rabbit in his fucking mouth Because little Maria hates me to fucking begin with now. I'm gonna be the assassin or her bunny Fuck that I panicked.
I took this dead muddy rabbit and gave it a bath. I swear to God finesse Conditioner the whole fucking nine Took it in the bedroom later on the towel blow dry this thing I mean the bunny was brand fucking new gorgeous, but the fucking thing was That is a door nail So I take a look out back make sure none of the other news boxes are looking cause everybody wants to know your fucking business and South Philly I take a look out back a man is right because you know got the dead bunny Put it in the cage.
Fuck it. I don't know shit about no dead bunny So I thought Till about five o 'clock when Frank got home. I hear a knock on my back door like somebody's getting raped in my yard I answered the door Frank was at the door like this He was like gray he was fucking pattern blue like them 7 -eleven motherfuckers.
I don't know what color that is What is it like you sure what the fuck is that? So I said Frank take it easy man, you're gonna hyperventilate right on a step I don't want to take it take a deep breath and tell me what the problem is So he finally gets his shit together a little bit and he says to me Last night Maria's bunny died and I buried it out back Fucking passenger
I was mentioning I live in South Philly in a row home and my neighbor Frank and I we took the fence down between the two yards So if we have a party we could all use the whole yard and vice versa Now I have a pit bull and his daughter has a little bunny merited she keeps No, no, no, let me tell you, where am I?
They keep it in a cage because my wife and his wife have that cinder block garden bullshit like they live in fucking Georgia It's South Philly, it's concrete and asphalt So now before they put the bunny in the yard They keep the bunny in a cage so we don't eat the plants the bunny will fuck the plants up my dog never bothers So now before I let my dog go in the yard.
I'm conscientious cause he's really vicious I always make sure that the bunny isn't in the cage because I'll shake the shit out of that cage and kill the bunny anyway Last Sunday I take a look out of the yard no bunny in the cage so I know the bunny's in the house I let my dog out.
I'm not five minutes getting a cup of coffee Here comes my dog with this dead muddy rabbit in his fucking mouth Because little Maria hates me to fucking begin with now. I'm gonna be the assassin or her bunny Fuck that I panicked.
I took this dead muddy rabbit and gave it a bath. I swear to God finesse Conditioner the whole fucking nine Took it in the bedroom later on the towel blow dry this thing I mean the bunny was brand fucking new gorgeous, but the fucking thing was That is a door nail So I take a look out back make sure none of the other news boxes are looking cause everybody wants to know your fucking business and South Philly I take a look out back a man is right because you know got the dead bunny Put it in the cage.
Fuck it. I don't know shit about no dead bunny So I thought Till about five o 'clock when Frank got home. I hear a knock on my back door like somebody's getting raped in my yard I answered the door Frank was at the door like this He was like gray he was fucking pattern blue like them 7 -eleven motherfuckers.
I don't know what color that is What is it like you sure what the fuck is that? So I said Frank take it easy man, you're gonna hyperventilate right on a step I don't want to take it take a deep breath and tell me what the problem is So he finally gets his shit together a little bit and he says to me Last night Maria's bunny died and I buried it out back Fucking passenger
