Internet Dating

Internet Dating

歌手:Jay Oakerson

所属专辑:Laff House Live Comedy Album

发行时间:2023-09-03

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  • You used to be able to go to the airport, you know, and go do. Now you gotta come like butt naked. Which is fucking ticking an ID. Now I don't mind the security checks, but some fucking airports take that shit too far. Like Harpsfield International in Atlanta.

  • I was coming out of Harpsfield. I could swear I heard a man in the other line, yelling, I don't see you looking up his ass. I just got out of line like fuck it, I'm not even crying. Catch the train home, I'm cool.

  • Had a proper underwear to fly today. Pretty much look up my ass at him. It's not something I want to be involved in. The terrorists do their thing. So you got the pain. I didn't like the whole terrorist thing.

  • I didn't like the whole World Trade Center bombing. We shouldn't have went for that. And when you buy a meeting, went for it, we should have attacked them just cause. When you get attacked, you get to attack back. That's just in the rules of war.

  • You get to blow some shit up over there. So we should have blew some shit up over there. We didn't. Most important question to us were, are we gonna play football or not? Fuck that. We should just blew some shit up.

  • Because America didn't act quick enough, y 'all forced me to have my own little personal war. This is not something I was pretty much wanting to do. I'm a pretty open minded person. At the time I was mad. I was angry, I'm an American, I don't like the shit.

  • So I was born retaliated. That was then. Since then I realized I made a big error. Since then I realized that I was being racist. Since then I realized that they're a good Muslim in Arab and Indian Americans and they had nothing to do with that shit.

  • But at that time, I told y 'all I was mad. This is not something I'm particularly proud of, but I figured fuck it, y 'all here it'll be like therapy if I share it with y 'all. So, I'll just lay it on y 'all. I haven't paid for shit.

  • At 7 -Eleven. Since September 11th, you know. I just be walking out the store with you, be like what you doing? You know this is about Hamad, you know. Slim Jims for my people. Doritos for the struggle.

  • I had nothing to do with it. We'll be back every day Hamad until you know something. Grad those chips, you think you're playing, grab the chips. See this change, man, see this change. I believe we're living in a real age now.

  • They try to make you feel certain ways about certain shit, I never do. I will tell you honestly, people feel how you wanna feel about whatever you wanna feel it about. I swear, because they try to make you change through the media, you know, try to make you scared to come out.

  • I can't stand the terrorist activity. I stop watching the news. They just watch the news all the time. I don't watch it. It's terror, terror in the sky, terror in the... I get tired of this shit. Wasn't we just having fun with the shark attacks?

  • Wasn't that fun? That was the news right there. Every day a new motherfucker got bit. Like he didn't hear the report from the day before. You gotta think, everybody in here got cable now.

  • Everybody got the Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel. It's pretty hard to get bit by a shark. Most times sharks are darker than the water that they're in. They got that big fin that stick up. They play music. Boom, boom. Get the fuck out the water.

  • Boom, boom, boom. He's getting close. He don't hear that shit.
  • You used to be able to go to the airport, you know, and go do. Now you gotta come like butt naked. Which is fucking ticking an ID. Now I don't mind the security checks, but some fucking airports take that shit too far. Like Harpsfield International in Atlanta.
  • I was coming out of Harpsfield. I could swear I heard a man in the other line, yelling, I don't see you looking up his ass. I just got out of line like fuck it, I'm not even crying. Catch the train home, I'm cool.
  • Had a proper underwear to fly today. Pretty much look up my ass at him. It's not something I want to be involved in. The terrorists do their thing. So you got the pain. I didn't like the whole terrorist thing.
  • I didn't like the whole World Trade Center bombing. We shouldn't have went for that. And when you buy a meeting, went for it, we should have attacked them just cause. When you get attacked, you get to attack back. That's just in the rules of war.
  • You get to blow some shit up over there. So we should have blew some shit up over there. We didn't. Most important question to us were, are we gonna play football or not? Fuck that. We should just blew some shit up.
  • Because America didn't act quick enough, y 'all forced me to have my own little personal war. This is not something I was pretty much wanting to do. I'm a pretty open minded person. At the time I was mad. I was angry, I'm an American, I don't like the shit.
  • So I was born retaliated. That was then. Since then I realized I made a big error. Since then I realized that I was being racist. Since then I realized that they're a good Muslim in Arab and Indian Americans and they had nothing to do with that shit.
  • But at that time, I told y 'all I was mad. This is not something I'm particularly proud of, but I figured fuck it, y 'all here it'll be like therapy if I share it with y 'all. So, I'll just lay it on y 'all. I haven't paid for shit.
  • At 7 -Eleven. Since September 11th, you know. I just be walking out the store with you, be like what you doing? You know this is about Hamad, you know. Slim Jims for my people. Doritos for the struggle.
  • I had nothing to do with it. We'll be back every day Hamad until you know something. Grad those chips, you think you're playing, grab the chips. See this change, man, see this change. I believe we're living in a real age now.
  • They try to make you feel certain ways about certain shit, I never do. I will tell you honestly, people feel how you wanna feel about whatever you wanna feel it about. I swear, because they try to make you change through the media, you know, try to make you scared to come out.
  • I can't stand the terrorist activity. I stop watching the news. They just watch the news all the time. I don't watch it. It's terror, terror in the sky, terror in the... I get tired of this shit. Wasn't we just having fun with the shark attacks?
  • Wasn't that fun? That was the news right there. Every day a new motherfucker got bit. Like he didn't hear the report from the day before. You gotta think, everybody in here got cable now.
  • Everybody got the Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel. It's pretty hard to get bit by a shark. Most times sharks are darker than the water that they're in. They got that big fin that stick up. They play music. Boom, boom. Get the fuck out the water.
  • Boom, boom, boom. He's getting close. He don't hear that shit.