My Pickup Truck Got Pregnant

My Pickup Truck Got Pregnant

歌手:Les Visible

所属专辑:Les Visible

发行时间:2020-03-14

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  • 文本歌词
  • LRC歌词
  • (Here's a little tune about Disney World cowboys. They differ from real cowboys the way cowards who send men to war but won't fight themselves differ from real men of courage and conviction)

  • I went down to the western store
  • To get myself some clothes
  • Hand woven denim jeans
  • Boots made in New York

  • I want to look like I was there
  • When the hard, hard work got done
  • Like I put these miles on my face
  • Last year when I was young

  • Its hard to be a cowboy
  • When you've never punched a cow
  • That's not the part I'm after
  • So please don't show me how

  • Some day I'm going to Texas
  • When my clothes are broken in
  • Yeah I'll kick some ass in Dallas
  • All the way to New Orleans

  • But Tonight I'm flying to Las Vegas
  • Into the wind and on my way
  • I'm gonna dance like there is no tomorrow
  • 'cause my pick-up truck is pregnant
  • And my wife got towed away

  • CHORUS
  • Oh my pickup truck is pregnant
  • Riding real low to the ground
  • And now my wife is missing
  • Sure, I checked the lost and found
  • The last thing she said was "bull sh** !"
  • And then she closed the door
  • And I guess I'll never really know
  • How come she left me for

  • Tell me why it makes a difference
  • If I look like what I'm not
  • I don't need to be authentic
  • As long as I look hot

  • I can drink from the long neck bottles
  • And talk that western sh**
  • There may be some pieces missing
  • But I've got the most of it

  • Nobody knows what's real or not
  • And don't nobody care
  • I can squint like Willie Nelson does
  • I got Lyle Lovett's hair

  • You only have to look the part
  • It's just like in DC
  • Where they went and made a president
  • From a cowboy just like me

  • And Tonight I'm flying to Las Vegas
  • Into the wind and on my way
  • I'm gonna dance like there is no tomorrow
  • 'cause my pick-up truck got pregnant
  • And my wife got towed away

  • CHORUS
  • Oh my pickup truck is pregnant
  • Riding real low to the ground
  • And now my wife is missing
  • Sure, I checked the lost and found
  • The last thing she said was "bull sh** !"
  • And then she closed the door
  • And I guess I'll never really know
  • How come she left me for
  • (Here's a little tune about Disney World cowboys. They differ from real cowboys the way cowards who send men to war but won't fight themselves differ from real men of courage and conviction)
  • I went down to the western store
  • To get myself some clothes
  • Hand woven denim jeans
  • Boots made in New York
  • I want to look like I was there
  • When the hard, hard work got done
  • Like I put these miles on my face
  • Last year when I was young
  • Its hard to be a cowboy
  • When you've never punched a cow
  • That's not the part I'm after
  • So please don't show me how
  • Some day I'm going to Texas
  • When my clothes are broken in
  • Yeah I'll kick some ass in Dallas
  • All the way to New Orleans
  • But Tonight I'm flying to Las Vegas
  • Into the wind and on my way
  • I'm gonna dance like there is no tomorrow
  • 'cause my pick-up truck is pregnant
  • And my wife got towed away
  • CHORUS
  • Oh my pickup truck is pregnant
  • Riding real low to the ground
  • And now my wife is missing
  • Sure, I checked the lost and found
  • The last thing she said was "bull sh** !"
  • And then she closed the door
  • And I guess I'll never really know
  • How come she left me for
  • Tell me why it makes a difference
  • If I look like what I'm not
  • I don't need to be authentic
  • As long as I look hot
  • I can drink from the long neck bottles
  • And talk that western sh**
  • There may be some pieces missing
  • But I've got the most of it
  • Nobody knows what's real or not
  • And don't nobody care
  • I can squint like Willie Nelson does
  • I got Lyle Lovett's hair
  • You only have to look the part
  • It's just like in DC
  • Where they went and made a president
  • From a cowboy just like me
  • And Tonight I'm flying to Las Vegas
  • Into the wind and on my way
  • I'm gonna dance like there is no tomorrow
  • 'cause my pick-up truck got pregnant
  • And my wife got towed away
  • CHORUS
  • Oh my pickup truck is pregnant
  • Riding real low to the ground
  • And now my wife is missing
  • Sure, I checked the lost and found
  • The last thing she said was "bull sh** !"
  • And then she closed the door
  • And I guess I'll never really know
  • How come she left me for